Name a Wave After Someone: Forever Waves The Gift That Never Goes Away

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Name a Wave After Someone: Forever Waves. Condition is New.
Have you seen the advertisements for "naming a star after someone?" If that's your thing, that's great! However, you can't touch a star (and they eventually burn out), but you can touch a watery wave and they are FOREVER!
You can buy a phantom acre on the moon or mars, or fake nobility for or more. WAVES ARE FOREVER!
Name a WAVE after someone! Printed on hearty paper stock and suitable for framing, you can name after a family member, friend or loved one. Our technology will tell you where your wave it located. It could be in one of Earth's fine oceans, breathtaking rivers, a handsome stream, or even a backyard pond on a windy day. Imagine the possibilities!! (See pictured certificate for details. All certificates will be autographed by Forever Waves President, Rip Currentz.)
You can personalize your certificate by telling us who you'd like to name a wave after! And as an added bonus, you will receive a free ripple to impress your friends!!
This is normally a .99 item offered to you at a deep, deep discount, just like the origin of the great waves.
Name a WAVE after someone today!